The Mummies of Guanajuato: The Spooky Momias de Guanajuato

Female Mummie of Guanajuato, Mexico
Female Mummy of Guanajuato, Mexico

The Mummies of Guanajuato are some of the spookiest attractions of this beautiful colonial city. Come and visit the spooky Momias de Guanajuato with me!

When I was a little kid, I always pestered my mother about visiting Guanajuato (check out the best things to do and see in Guanajuato here!) for a holiday in order to visit the Mummies of Guanajuato and experience firsthand the legends of horror that made Guanajuato a very infamous city in terms of local folktales and stories from colonial times.

Many decades later, I finally managed to visit this magical city and immersed myself in a quest of discerning the myths from the facts. Trust me, it wasn’t easy and yes, it was a very scary experience.

Are you ready? If you are, then proceed with caution, for we are about to explore stories about love, betrayal and death, lots of death.

*Insert evil laugh here*

Coffins and Mummies in Guanajuato, Mexico
This is what happens when you siesta for way too long my friends!!!

Legends of Guanajuato #01: The Alley of the Kiss AKA El Callejón del Beso.

This is basically the Mexican version of Romeo and Juliet…with a twist. Carlos was a boy from a middle-class family who fell in love with Ana, a rich wealthy girl. They began a romance and even got the blessing from her mother, that is, until Ana’s father decided to sell her hand in marriage to a wealthy Spaniard.

Carlos, feeling crushed, devised a plan where he could rent an apartment in front of Ana’s and from the balconies in the narrow alleyway, they could see each other in the middle of the night.

Everything went as planned until Ana’s father caught them and, in a blind rage, plunged a knife into the darkness… fatally wounding Ana and killing her.

Today, Trovadores tell this tragic story and local legend has it that if a couple kiss underneath the balconies, they will have 7 years of prosperity. Cheesy uh?

The Mummies of Guanajuato
Trovador at Guanajuato. Basically a Mariachi but without the cool sombrero.

Talking about Trovadores, each night they offer a traditional Callejoneada (roughly translated as a narrow alley tour) where you pay a small fee in order to enjoy a romantic walking tour of this charming city with live music and a courtesy drink.

PS. If you’re in the vicinity of the Callejón del Beso but have the misfortune of being single, you can pay university students to kiss you (but ONLY to kiss you, mind you).

Always remember to negotiate the style of the kiss beforehand! You don’t want to end up Frenching a stranger yo!!!

Ladies, this is what you should send to those creeps that ask for nudes
Ladies, this is what you should send to those creeps that ask for nudes

Legends of Guanajuato #02: The Haunted Mansions AKA Mansiones Embrujadas.

Guanajuato is home to at least 4 different colonial era haunted mansions, each one with a spooky vibe and a story so unbelievable cheesy that can easily be labelled as nothing more than a myth.

Most city tours will include a visit to one of these mansions, where extremely bored university students and fake-looking wax sculptures will try (and fail) to scare you.

But hey, if you show up tipsy after a traditional mezcal tasting tour maybe your experience will be better than mine!!!

Spooky Momias de Guanajuato
“My hands, they only agree to hold your hands. And they don’t wanna be without your hands. And they will not let me go. No they will not let me go…”

A special mention goes to the Spanish Inquisition Museum (yes, you can insert a Monty Python joke here) located near the Valenciana Church where you will often find a very playful guide who will banter with your group and put you in embarrassing and funny situations that will make everybody laugh…at you.

Proceed with caution and a big sense of humor and remember: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION (sorry, had to say it…).

The Mummies of Guanajuato
La Valenciana Church, Guanajuato

Legends of Guanajuato #03: The Mummies of Guanajuato AKA Las Momias de Guanajuato

NOW we’re talking about! Ever since their discovery between 1865 and 1958, the Mummies of Guanajuato have been the city’s most important tourist attraction and part of the Mexican folklore, starring in iconic horror B-movies such as “El Santo contra las Momias de Guanajuato”.

However, contrary to what the name might suggest, these aren’t actually mummies in the strict ceremonial sense of the word, rather, the mummification process of these corpses was a natural one, product of the salt levels and unique minerals found at Guanajuato.

If you ask me, witchcraft and the Santa Muerte had something to do with it too but don’t say it out loud!!!

The Spooky Mummies of Guanajuato, Mexico
Auxilio!!! Me desmayo!!! (Only Mexicans will get this inside joke, sorry).

Contrary to the mummies found in Egypt (check out my best Giza Pyramids anti-scam tips here!) or in Peru, these corpses do not belong to ancient warriors or kings, rather, they are the bodies of normal people like you and I.

These unfortunate victims died of a cholera outbreak (which makes them even more frightening in my opinion!) and ended up being buried at the graveyard located above the Museum. The worst part? Decades later they ended up becoming a tourist attraction and were exhumed from their not-so-eternal resting place.

Only in Mexico uh?

Female Mummie of Guanajuato, Mexico
Your face when your teen daughter tells you that she’s moving with her boyfriend

Why do they all have scary expressions? Because many of these people were actually buried alive!!! (athough the majority of them were modified post-mortem in order to attract more visitors…).

And yes, this amazing finding was entirely done by accident after the Government decided to create more space for new graves after the relatives of the deceased failed to pay the imposed local tax.

I can only imagine the expression of terror of the grave diggers. Legend has it that some of them became mummies themselves after un-earthing this type of horrors!

Legends of Guanajuato, the Mummies of Guanajuato
Believe it or not, this isn’t Gollum from The Lord of the Rings !!! No precious for you!!!

So wait, the Government literally dug up people’s relatives and showcased them in the Museum of the Momias of Guanajuato?

Ethical or not, the displays are very interesting since they reveal a very important aspect of life in the 19th century and serves as a timeless evidence of Mexico’s culture and folklore.

Today, only about 40% of the collection is displayed since the remaining 60% was on a world-wide tour (guides often joke that the dead have been to more countries that the living) and now that the collection has finally returned, there’s simply not enough space to showcase it all at once.

If you’re traveling with kids, then I definitely suggest you to skip this, mainly because some of the corpses displayed are extremely scary (even for grown-ups!). You don’t really want to give mental scars to your kids for life, do you?

The Mummies of Guanajuato, Mexico
I bet she died while singing a Celine Dion song!!!

Where to stay in Guanajuato, Mexico

When it comes to accommodation, Guanajuato has plenty of awesome choices located within the historical centre of the city. Here’s a list of my recommendations for all types of budgets.

If you’re looking for Luxury Hotels in Guanajuato, look no further than Hotel Boutique 1850 and Villa Maria Christina Hotel for some colonial era charm. When it comes to budget hotels and hostels in Guanajuato, your best options are La Casa de Dante and Hostal La Casa del Tio.

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Panoramic view of Guanajuato City
Panoramic view of Guanajuato City

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Until next time, my friends!

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